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  Posted on January 24, 2012 2:51 PM
#226
crazymonkey3, The Dark Kid of Death

Contribution: 1,933 (1,768 + 165)
Joined: February 21, 2010
bump ;3

crazymonkey3: marry me >:3
Low: :i
Low: Im not g*y.
crazymonkey3: yeah i know
crazymonkey3: Low
crazymonkey3: im your mother D:
crazymonkey3: son :/
Low: :i
crazymonkey3: son clean up your room
crazymonkey3: son you're groynded
crazymonkey3: son make dinner
crazymonkey3: son take out the trash
crazymonkey3: son do your hw
crazymonkey3: son get out of the computer
crazymonkey3: son read a book
crazymonkey3: son :/
crazymonkey3: son visit your grandma
crazymonkey3: Son e.e
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  Posted on January 24, 2012 2:58 PM
#227
Low, The Crystal Warbringer

Contribution: 3,085 (2,908 + 177)
Joined: March 20, 2011
You wrote all that monkey? xD
  Posted on January 24, 2012 3:50 PM
#228
crazymonkey3, The Dark Kid of Death

Contribution: 1,933 (1,768 + 165)
Joined: February 21, 2010
Low wrote:

You wrote all that monkey? xD

yes, yes i did. didnt you see it?
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  Posted on February 3, 2012 6:44 PM
#229
TempestTheory, The Golden Serpent of the Hebi

Contribution: 254 (204 + 50)
Joined: October 10, 2011
bughead10: EAT IT
TempestTheory: WHEAT IT
bughead10: SEAT IT
TempestTheory: MEAT IT
bughead10: BEAT IT
TempestTheory: GREET IT
bughead10: NEAT IT
TempestTheory: TEAT IT
bughead10: PEAT IT
TempestTheory: MEET IT
bughead10: L33T IT
TempestTheory: TWEET IT
bughead10: CREET IT

  Posted on February 8, 2012 10:29 AM
#230
crazymonkey3, The Dark Kid of Death

Contribution: 1,933 (1,768 + 165)
Joined: February 21, 2010
Low: Go back to your cage you crazymonkey. D:
crazymonkey3: no :D
crazymonkey3: *punches low*
Low: I will roast you alive
crazymonkey3: take this you meanie >:(
Low: *picks up knife*
crazymonkey3: noo D:
crazymonkey3: im a kid
Low: *stabs monkey*
crazymonkey3: you wouldnt hurt a kid right :3
crazymonkey3: nooooo D:
Taiki: -throws a cage made out of banana's on monkey-
Low: I would.
crazymonkey3: noooooo D;
Low: *catch cage and put monkey in*
crazymonkey3: *dies*
Taiki: Mission acomplished.
Low: Mwahaha~
crazymonkey3: :(
Low: We won!
Taiki: You won, all I did was make the cage.....I don't have any involvement in the murdering of monkey.
Low: :p
crazymonkey3: *revives, but this time with the help from an old friend
crazymonkey33: lets get them bro >:(
Low: I shall revive monkey as moneystein now~
crazymonkey3: sure thing monkey
Low: Monkeystein*
crazymonkey3: *double tackle*
crazymonkey33: *double tackle*
Low: D:
Taiki: Frankenstein + Monkey = Frankey
crazymonkey33: low is dead
crazymonkey3: your turn taiki :3
Low: *dies* T.T
Taiki: -invincible shell-
crazymonkey3: damn it D:
crazymonkey33: we have to find a way through
Taiki: I survive another day. B)
crazymonkey33: *shell effect wares of*
Taiki: -rolls down the hill into the river-
crazymonkey3: *double tackle*
crazymonkey33: *double tackle*
Taiki: Missed me! 8D
crazymonkey3: no D:
Taiki: On my way out to sea. B)
crazymonkey33: *weather becomes -100
crazymonkey33: water turns into ice*
crazymonkey3: you are trapped :3
Taiki: -monkey turns to ice too-
crazymonkey3: no D:
crazymonkey3: im not water
crazymonkey3: :3
Taiki: It's -100....everything turns to ice
crazymonkey3: besides me e.e
Taiki: lies.
crazymonkey33: *protects monkey*
crazymonkey33: *dies but monkey survives*
LosenSeedling: gooogoogaga
LosenSeedling: brb
crazymonkey3: broooooo D:
Taiki: How can monkey protect monkey? Monkey IS monkey!
crazymonkey3: hey there little girl :3
crazymonkey33: lD
crazymonkey33: ;D
crazymonkey33: *kills taiki*
Taiki: -body is preserved in ice for 100 years- B)
Taiki: A dead monkey can't kill anything!
crazymonkey33: *weather is normal*
crazymonkey33: * you are still in ice*
crazymonkey3: taiki dont make me unleash my other alts D:
Taiki: crazymonkey33 died already. >.>
crazymonkey3: e.e
LosenFlowers: dont make me unleash my 7 alts...
Taiki: -frozen turtle floats to antartica-
crazymonkey3: and you die from starvation
crazymonkey3: the end :3
LosenFlowers: ^
LosenFlowers: and crazy and losen livehappily eva after
LosenSeedling: goo yes gooo
LosenFlowers: aww :3 how cute
crazymonkey3: :3
Taiki: lies, my frozen body is preserved in the state I was when I froze!
LosenSeedling: guu
crazymonkey3: here
crazymonkey3: take this icecream little girl :3
LosenFlowers: taiki, ur frozen body was harpooned by the japanese
LosenSeedling: goo thank goo u goo crazy ga
crazymonkey3: too bad babymonkey died :(
crazymonkey3: NOOOOOOOO!
Taiki: ...The japanese aren't anywhere near antartica...they're on the other side of the world!
LosenFlowers: wrong,
LosenFlowers: the're hunting for whales there
crazymonkey3: losen D:
crazymonkey3: monkey has died
LosenSeedling: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
crazymonkey3: i sent him to the world war 2 and he died there :*
LosenFlowers: dont cry baby dear
crazymonkey3: :(
LosenSeedling: *sob* o guu k guu
crazymonkey3: *trips off and falls into seedling*
Taiki: fine -dies due to godmod powers and uncoincidental coincidensis-
crazymonkey3: losen you are such a bad father D:
LosenFlowers: IM THE MOTHER!
crazymonkey3: me too :3
LosenFlowers: IM A GIRL!
LosenFlowers: ur low's mother
Taiki: WUT o.o
crazymonkey3: i know :3
LosenFlowers: but ur seedlings father
Taiki: Losen...is a girl? O.O
LosenFlowers: im low's father
LosenFlowers: but seedlings mother
crazymonkey3: sorry losen. i didnt meen to kill seedling D:. it was an accident
Taiki: .......Bish just tell me your gender. >:C
crazymonkey3: dont >:C
LosenFlowers: Taiki im a guy in reality, but i live my online life as a girl
LosenFlowers: its more fun
Taiki: ....Weirdo. :c
crazymonkey3: as i was saying
LosenFlowers: that way
crazymonkey3: seedling is dead too D:
LosenFlowers: im not wierd
crazymonkey3: he asked me to buy him an icecream
crazymonkey3: but i fell on him and killed him D:
crazymonkey3: her*
Taiki: Don't worry, I'll take rrreeeaaalll good care of seedling in the after life. >.>
crazymonkey3: she*
crazymonkey3: taiki D:
crazymonkey3: leave her alone >:(
crazymonkey3: *tries to kill taiki but kills low instead*
Taiki: Kiil it with fire!
crazymonkey3: *fire :3*
crazymonkey3: oh no D:
crazymonkey3: taiki
Taiki: -burns seedling-
crazymonkey3: our baby!
crazymonkey3: its coming out
crazymonkey3: D:
Taiki: Hikaru is coming? O:
crazymonkey3: D:
crazymonkey3: yes
crazymonkey3: :3
crazymonkey3: he is born!
crazymonkey3: i will name him... Hikaru!
crazymonkey3: What do you think?
Taiki: Hikaru The Turkey.
crazymonkey3: ok :3
crazymonkey3: *falls again and kills Hikaru The Turkey*
crazymonkey3: oops D:
Taiki: ._.
LosenFlowers: =.="
LosenFlowers: brb
crazymonkey3: *falls and breaks taikis 2 arms and left leg*
crazymonkey3: sorry D:
Taiki: ....I'm going to go watch videos on youtube.
Taiki: and eat nutella on graham crackers.
LosenFlowers: im going now so bye
crazymonkey33: nooooooD:
crazymonkey33: you left me :(
Taiki: Don't get lost~


crazymonkey3: joey, roug tell me night :3
RouG: :D
RouG: tell u what? :D
crazymonkey3: good night D:
RouG: oh
RouG: sweet dreams...
RouG: wait that was g*y -.-
crazymonkey3: D:
crazymonkey3: turtle. your turn :3
Taylor: You are now able to officially make part of Chat Roulette, RouG.
JoeTurtle: Have sweet dreams ora beautiful nightmare?
RouG: :D
crazymonkey3: sweet dreams D:
crazymonkey3: tell me >:(
RouG: hm btw
RouG: tomorrow ill have enough tokens to unlock 1 village
RouG: which should i?
crazymonkey3: ;D
crazymonkey3: seishin
crazymonkey3: D:
crazymonkey3: TURTLE! >:C
crazymonkey3: tell me sweet dreams
JoeTurtle: I'm so confused right now, my brain isn't math.
RouG: ffs sweet dreams
RouG: (are made of thiiiis....)
RouG: wow im in top 50 already
crazymonkey3: >:C
crazymonkey3: death
crazymonkey3: wish me sweet dreams D:
crazymonkey3: death >:(
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  Posted on February 14, 2012 8:34 PM
#231
crazymonkey3, The Dark Kid of Death

Contribution: 1,933 (1,768 + 165)
Joined: February 21, 2010
bump

crazymonkey3: trying to streak with hana and yuudai
crazymonkey3: its pretty hard
crazymonkey3: thats what she said ;D
Tsugaga: lol
crazymonkey3: wait did i just set myself for an thats what she said joke? D:
Tsugaga: yeah xD
crazymonkey3: lol :/
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  Posted on February 19, 2012 7:34 PM
#232
Sand_Spirit, Elite

Contribution: 1,477 (1,322 + 155)
Joined: March 3, 2010
Chat Log wrote:

danieldopeso7777: please surreder
danieldopeso7777: please
Sand_Spirit: :'D
danieldopeso7777: please
danieldopeso7777: please
danieldopeso7777: please surrender
Sand_Spirit: sorry, what did you say?
danieldopeso7777: enemy wihot
danieldopeso7777: please
Sand_Spirit: enemy -what- ?
danieldopeso7777: yes
danieldopeso7777: please surrender
danieldopeso7777: please
Sand_Spirit: *ba dum tss*
danieldopeso7777: please
Sand_Spirit: So, you listen to dubstep music? That's nice.
danieldopeso7777: team de disruption
Sand_Spirit: Dubstep team, you say. Hmmm...
danieldopeso7777: team de disruption
Sand_Spirit: Yeah, you already said it's Dubstep team.
danieldopeso7777: please
danieldopeso7777: please
danieldopeso7777: please



This guy is priceless...
  Posted on February 19, 2012 8:09 PM
#233
crazymonkey3, The Dark Kid of Death

Contribution: 1,933 (1,768 + 165)
Joined: February 21, 2010
Sand_Spirit wrote:

(...)


This guy is priceless...

Wow epic xD

Actually made me lol.

And oh wow, Dubstep team... :oh
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  Posted on February 19, 2012 8:10 PM
#234
NightRage, Major, Top 100 of PLS-3

Contribution: 17 (17 + 0)
Joined: December 22, 2011
I've faced this guy one time and was just-like-that. Well, welcome to my black list daniel :D
  Posted on February 27, 2012 8:49 PM
#235
bughead10, The Black Invader of Death

Contribution: 510 (424 + 86)
Joined: May 27, 2010
This happens when I get bored and a certain Mod is online.

Arasoi: I... what?
bughead10: eat the first mushroom you see
bughead10: but its actually a pepper and your mouth burns
bughead10: but there is no watert and all you can do it eat the tree kleaves from the 50ft tree
bughead10: as your mouth turns red, the only hippo in a 1000 mles comes and carries you to the clouds where there is a possum who gives you a vile of liquid
bughead10: you drink the liquid but it actually turns out to be the sun
bughead10: you head implodes
bughead10: GAME OVER
Arasoi: >Restart.
bughead10: You see a turtle trapped in a bear trap. What do you do?
Arasoi: Put it out of it's misery.
bughead10: you raise your hammer above you head but before you can strike, the turtle screams and from the sky descends a cloud. The cloud pleads you to release the turtle. What do you do?
Arasoi: Smash the cloud. :D
bughead10: the cloud disperses and you gain a potion of cleansing from its corpse. you tiurn to the turtle, ready to finish it off, to find it has escaped into a forest. QWhat do you do?
Arasoi: Wonder how it took me so long to kill the cloud that a f*****g turtle managed to escape.
bughead10: you stand there wondering but as you do so, an earthquake happens and the ground collapses beneath your feet. what do you do?
Arasoi: Ninja my way out. And go and kill the weather god that's making weird s**t happen.
bughead10: you escape the hole and traverse the desert before standing at6 the weather gods door. it has two buttons, a left and a right one, which do you press?
Arasoi: Both.
bughead10: you press both simultaneously. afterwhich you hear a voice booming from above, "No cheating!". the door grows feet and kicks you high into the air. where do you land
Arasoi: In the courtyard. He kicked me over the wall. BD
bughead10: you land on the grassy cpourtyard of the weather god and stand to you feet. You survey your surroundings to find that there are three peaches growing. do you eat one?
Arasoi: No. Being Arasoi, I pull some of the smoke bombs from my waist and throw some on the floor. :D
bughead10: the smoke bombs fail to deploy and one of the peaches comes to life. it was actually a monster and begins to attack you. What is your first thought?
Arasoi: Step on it. It's only a peach.
bughead10: your first tho0ught being an action you stamp your foot on the peach. however the peach is stroinger than you and lifts your body into the air. he starts to twirl its invisible hands around your body. what do you do?
bughead10: Taking too long to decide, the peach grabs your nipples and uses them to throw you into the far wall. Now released from the peach's grasp, you turn to continue the fight. What do you do?
Arasoi: Pick it up and eat it.
bughead10: finding the peach's weakness, you chew on ti and swallow it. the exubrent flavour of the peach gives you enw strength adn you jump up nad down. With new power do you, continue to the weather god or jump high into the sky?
Arasoi: Continue on. Like a boss.
bughead10: You continue ionto the weather god's house. you are walking down a long corridor with no doors or windows when you heara rolling sound coming from in front of you. Soon enougha boulder rolling towards you comes into view. Your action?
Arasoi: Using my newfound strength, jump over the boulder and grab onto the cieling. ;o
bughead10: you grab the cieling and the boulder rolls under you. with the danger gone you proceed like a monkey throught he corrdior. You finally come to a door. what do you do?
Arasoi: Falcon Punch it down. I'm Arasoi, i'm that badass.
bughead10: you pounch the door but iun dpijng so, trigger a trap. a boxing glove appears from nowhere and ounched you in the crotch. You keel over on the floor as a figure walks towards you. What do you do?
Arasoi: Roundhouse kick his ugly face.
bughead10: you roundhouse kick the figure whos ehead then flies from its shoulders. looking at teh body you find it was an innnocent civilian. Do you give a quick mourn or continue on?
Arasoi: Continue on. b***h shouldn't have gotten in Arasoi's way. :o
bughead10: you leave the body, stepping on it as you pass. In front of you is an old man who is sleeping next to a door. Your action?
Arasoi: Step over the man, continuing on.
bughead10: you step over the amn and place your hadn on th door. However before you open it a stabbing pain comes from your right side and turning around you see it was the old man stabbing a green knife into you. Action?
Arasoi: Light a bomb, shove it in his mouth and push him away. :o
bughead10: you shove the bomb into his moutha nd oush him away. The man recocevers his nfooting and swallows the bomb which does nothing inside his iron stomach. he smiles as he announces "I am the weather god!" What do you do?
Arasoi: Ask him why he's making weird s**t happen.
bughead10: He sighs and answers "Because I'm the Weather God b***h! I can do whatever I want. Why do you care?"
Arasoi: I punch him. For the lolz. :D
bughead10: you attempot to punch him but are paralysed from the poison in the blade. He laughs at your pitiful state and throws corn at you. "This corn is orange, LET IT BLIND YOUR EYES!"
bughead10: what do you do
Arasoi: Close my eyes, so it bounces harmlessly off.
bughead10: you close your eyes but an iumage of giraffes playing hockey pops to mind causing the poison in t=yoiur blood to disipate. You are able to move again. What do you do?
Arasoi: Punch the weather god in the face. :D
bughead10: your punch lands in the face and teh old weatehr god is thrown into the air where he laughs and turns into air. You feel the air surrounding you getting thicker, what do you do?
Arasoi: Activeate a smokebomb and control the smoke, therefor controlling the weather god, b***h, i'm Arasoi, I can do that. BD
bughead10: The Weather God screams in agony as he reverts back to his human form. His silver hair falls from his scalp as he bows before you. "I have lost. Do with me what you will." Do you have him jpoin you or kill him?
Arasoi: Make him stop making weird s**t happen. >:(
bughead10: "If it is your will." The weather God snaps his finger snad stands to his feet. "You are formidable, may I join you on your journey?" He asks as you ponder your answer.
Arasoi: ...and that's how Saigai joins the Kemuri. :D
bughead10: You asnwer with a yes and the old man turns into a woman 50 years younger. he introduces himself as Saigai and pokes you in the face. With a new oartner, what is your next destination?
bughead10: Unable to make a decision, Saigai suggests heading to the skies above. Do you agree?
Arasoi: No, I tell him we're going to go and steal things. :o
bughead10: Saigai nods and holds you hand as you teleport to a nearby town. Who do you mug first?
Arasoi: I don't. I go to find an inn and go to bed.
bughead10: you pay for your bedroom where you and Saigai spend the night in the same bed. The enxt morning you feel truly revigorated and ready to act. Action?
Arasoi: Back to bed again.
For a lifetime we fight without freedom. Still we wait for the warrior's return. Though we're clashed down and broken, we'll still carry on. Alone in this lost Fallen World.
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  Posted on March 2, 2012 1:37 PM
#236
Arasoi, The Respected Cutpurse

Contribution: 263 (229 + 34)
Joined: February 21, 2012
Arasoi: Pfff. What would become of the story if Tadao went suicidal.
Arasoi: "Desperation!!"
Arasoi:"Ummm. We now have no-one to show us around the Kozan city."
Arasoi:"Shit."
danahachai: Yuurin or some other old guy would probably say, 'Why would he do such a silly thing, poor child,' and pat the lifeless body on the head.
Arasoi: And Jyouzu, being the smartass he is, would crack a joke.
danahachai: And then get whacked on the head by Jinsei.
danahachai: (Deleted scenes: afterwards, in all the confusion and frustration, Isshou comes along and rapes them all.)
danahachai: Or TempestTheory and bughead10.
danahachai: Either works. XD
Arasoi: And the Kemuri thieves and Budou monks who are following the protagonists are just standing there like: "WTF are you retards doing?" xD
danahachai: Yup. There you go. We just re-wrote the whole Kozan intro-Into the city period.
danahachai: For a suicidal Tadao.
  Posted on March 2, 2012 1:43 PM
#237
danahachai, The Radiant Saint

Contribution: 491 (435 + 56)
Joined: February 5, 2011
Take that Tadao. Now you go get reworked all you want. :cool :cool :cool
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  Posted on March 2, 2012 1:50 PM
#238
Grandma, Prisoner

Contribution: 12 (10 + 2)
Joined: November 9, 2011
crazymonkey3 wrote:

bump ;3

crazymonkey3: marry me >:3
Low: :i
Low: Im not g*y.
crazymonkey3: yeah i know
crazymonkey3: Low
crazymonkey3: im your mother D:
crazymonkey3: son :/
Low: :i
crazymonkey3: son clean up your room
crazymonkey3: son you're groynded
crazymonkey3: son make dinner
crazymonkey3: son take out the trash
crazymonkey3: son do your hw
crazymonkey3: son get out of the computer
crazymonkey3: son read a book
crazymonkey3: son :/
crazymonkey3: son visit your grandma
crazymonkey3: Son e.e


Sonny! He has visited me countless times!! :amazed :amazed

At least he visits me unlike my own daughter!!! :mad :mad :mad
Hey there Whipper-snappers!Grandma is here :laugh :laugh :laugh
  Posted on March 2, 2012 3:43 PM
#239
JoeTurtle, The Tangled Private

Contribution: 173 (142 + 31)
Joined: March 27, 2010
bughead10 wrote:

bughead10: You see a turtle trapped in a bear trap. What do you do?
Arasoi: Put it out of it's misery.


... :cry
Note to self: Don't get stuck in a bear trap when Arasoi is around. :P
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  Posted on March 3, 2012 9:32 AM
#240
danahachai, The Radiant Saint

Contribution: 491 (435 + 56)
Joined: February 5, 2011
Losen is serenading to himself while I watched in confusion.

LosenFlowers: imma bored,
LosenFlowers: *raining*
LosenFlowers: *magic lightpost appears*
LosenFlowers: I'm singing in the rain
LosenFlowers: I'm singing in the rain
LosenFlowers: Do a deer a female deer
LosenFlowers: ra a drop of golden sun
LosenFlowers: me a name i call myself
Citrusade: o.o
LosenFlowers: fa a long log way to run
LosenFlowers: so a needle pulling thread
LosenFlowers: la a word to follow so
LosenFlowers: ti you drink with jam a bread
LosenFlowers: o your here
LosenFlowers: I've been singing to myself
LosenFlowers: and it brings us back to do o o o
LosenFlowers: do re mi fa so la ti do o o!
Citrusade: You're a loner.
LosenFlowers: Somewhere over the rainbow
LosenFlowers: way up high
timmymyrs: Ohai.
LosenFlowers: hi
LosenFlowers: join me in singing!
timmymyrs: lololno.
timmymyrs: brb. Recording.
LosenFlowers: do a deer a female deer
Citrusade: kk
LosenFlowers: re a drop of golden sun
LosenFlowers: me a name i call myself
LosenFlowers: fa a long long way to run
LosenFlowers: so a needle puling thread
LosenFlowers: la a word to follow so
LosenFlowers: ti you drink with jam and bread
LosenFlowers: and it brings us back to do, o, o,o
LosenFlowers: do re mi fa so la ti DO O O!
*Dana left at this point *
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