Topic: Joke of the day part 26
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  Posted on January 24, 2011 01:45
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siahasreturned, The joyful Lieutenant of the Kage

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The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.


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  Posted on January 24, 2011 03:16
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IcedT, Fugitive

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Lol. This actually made me laugh
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  Posted on January 24, 2011 03:26
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-HeRo, Private

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Jaja Good joke XD :push
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  Posted on January 25, 2011 23:29
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NinDo, The Swift Explorer of the BETA

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the guy just couldn't use the word rooster :nuts
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  Posted on January 26, 2011 20:59
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Karab, The Dark Tiger of the Nobles

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Lol...now that's a good priest joke

I didn't think they had those outside ireland
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  Posted on April 21, 2011 04:50
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jaredsonic, Lieutenant of the Aoiro

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that's a clever one
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  Posted on April 21, 2011 05:09
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Low, The Manipulative Shadow

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I lol'd xD.
Funny.
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  Posted on April 21, 2011 21:35
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AyameKimura, The Inexperienced Swordsman of the Military

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yay thats really a good joke =D
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