Welcome to War Of Ninja's House of Humor!You may be wondering what this thread is all about.Well, in this here thread, you can post funny youtube videos, hilarious jokes, xat screenshots, and much more.
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What you can post

Screenshot

Yo' Mama's so fat, when she walked outside in a red dress, everyone yelled "Hey Koolaid!!!!"

Joke

Enjoy, and have fun ^_^

Idea from Nes of Naruto-Boards

Found this on a screenshot of 4-Chan:

"I have a terminal illness, and will die soon. Post ending in 35 is my final words".

Post ending in 35: "Respawn in 10... 9... 8... 7...".

Pwnt



Lol

Two jokes I know:

"A drunk guy walks into a bar... he should have gone around it."

A Rabbi, a Hindu and a lawyer are going to a convention. They have to stop for the evening, and find a farm The farmer says, "I have room for two of you, but one of you will have to sleep in the barn."

The Hindu says, "OK, I will go."

Five minutes later, there's a knock on the door. It's the Hindu. "There is a cow in the barn. I cannot sleep with such a sacred animal."

The Rabbi says, "OK, I will go." Five minutes later, another knock on the door. "There is a filthy pig in that barn. My religion disallows me from sleeping with such a disgusting animal."

The lawyer says, "Fine, fine, I'll go."

Almost immediately, there's a knock on the door. It's the cow and the pig.

Lulz
Lol2
Lol's but cursing

OK, we REALLY need more people here. I'm running out of jokes...

There's a reason OPPOSE rhymes with DISPOSE. If they get in your way, KILL THEM!

I love Final Fantasy VI. Kefka was hilarious.

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.

I remember that one.

Anyway, another Kefka quote, since I'm running out FAST.

Ahem. There's SAND on my boots!

Lol ^
I saw a few things like that.
Scissors always beats paper

Lol ^
I saw a few things like that.
Scissors always beats paper

Yep. It does.



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L__ Impossible. First, you can't lose on your own click. Second, you can't have only one mine.

EDIT: This site is HORRIBLE for ASCII art because of its font... >.<

My friend fell on his face, when he was trying to steal the girl I like, I pointed and laughed. lol, good day.

a chinese guy, a mexican guy, and an american guy are on a boat that is sinking they vowed to throw overboard something they have too much of in their country. the chinese guy throws rice , the mexican guy throws tacos and the american guy throws the mexican guy

I guess I'll join in on the fun...

Here is a video of one of my favorite "sketches" from the Chappelle Show

Diarrhea Song