[-Intro-]
Ahhh, you smell that in the air? It's the stinch of Asylum. You know what else I smell? A bottle of hoes who's in need of 20 bucks and are willing to do sexual favors for it. That bottle is called The Ultimate Tetrahedron.
Now, I would tone this intro down a bit because the mods be on asses, but SCREW THE RULES, WE HAVE MONEY!

[-History-]
Orginally, The Ultimate Tetrahedron Later (shortened as Tri) was not a clan. Instead it was more of a sub-clan made of former 'Epicness' members. The Creator of Ultimate Tetrahedron, 'Chas3_Th3_Dr3am' or 'Chas3' in short, gathered up random people in the OPC one night and just mindless asked them to be in a mini group with him. He gathered sereveral people that night, including Karab (He wears assless chaps with a leather jacket. Hmmm), Taiki (He thinks turtles are FTW), Low(WE LOVE THIS GUY), Tsugaga (We miss you), (Our most loved hoe) Ela, and Deathshadow (That fucking annoying ass NYAN song is STUCK IN MY HEAD) (Chas3, Karab, and Ela were orginally called 'The Ultimate Trio'). Chas3 and Karab were brainstorming ideas for the name, arguing about Geometry of the difference of a 'Tetragon' and a 'Tetrahedron'(). Eventually, they chose on the name: The Ultimate Tetrahedron. Then more happened, Chas3 wrote a short introduction for the sub-clan and the others came up with Catchpharses for the clan. Catchpharses varied from "YEAH! F**K THE TRI-FORCE!!"(BEST CATCHPHRASE EVER. FUCK ZELDA. SKYWARD SWORD WAS OVERRATED. TWLIGHT PRINCESS WAS OVERRATED. ALL OF 'EM ZELDUAH GAMES WERE OVERRATED.), to "6 Heads are better than 7".Karab pitched our current, reocurring "Because We Couldn't Think of a Catchphrase." Chas3 later posted the clan topic here. Karab also created custom userbars for the clan and avys while Chas3 & Low aided the clan with avatars for our members. The clan topic made it up to 182 posts in the first day, and the first clan topic to be locked by being over 500 pages.

Tri was formed to be a social clan, and still is. Since Tri wasn't a full blown clan (Like Aids to HIV) we accepted members as 'Interns'. The orginal founders of Tri were leaders. On the day of August 29th we had made Tetrahedron a full blown clan (Still like Aids to HIV). We had almost 30 members within our first week. But troubled strucked though the air. DADADAAAAAAA Mods were lurking our topic due to MY topic's success (Stroke my huge ego like a hooker). Soon Hikaru came to justice (NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA) HI-KARU! HIK-KARU! he gave us all a verbal warning to tone the topic down because we were being too sexual and not forum-friendly. Yeah, we testifed against it, got a few more warnings, but it was all good in the hood (This was mostly writen by a mixed teenager whom is mostly black but have no street smarts whatsoever). We grew more and more by the minute. Why? because we are awesome.

Guess what? We are moar original than the game. We popularize the sayings '..Dat Ass' and 'Like a Baws' (Like a baws). We recruited a horny bit... I mean Witch named LucasLost, AKA Luke (Picture this, we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor (CD)). He created the official website of Tri bare handedly. Even though the forums our dead because we SPAM our clan topic, Karab and Chas3 made minor adjustments to the forum's layout. Chas3 added an RPG on the site while Karab changed the forum's theme. We also have an undead chatbox too. It's called a Xat. HEARD OF IT!? ARE YOU DEAF!?!?! We toned down our behavior so we won't 'scare' anyone off the already dead War of Ninja forums with regularly 15 members browsing the forums and 80 members playing compared to Naruto Arena's thousands.

What happens to a dream deferred?


Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore—
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over—
like a syrupy sweet?


Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.

Or does it explode?
~Langston Hughes

Not the case for us poet! Considering the fact the founder of this clan has the word 'Dream' in his username!

So yeah, that's the basics of Tri's history, which is WAYYY shorter than an 9th textbook.
Sidenote: I'll tap Amaya's ass over anyone elses in WoN. Dem eyes.

[-Friends & Enemies-]
Asylum: [CENSORED] You can get that hoe all you want, but it you'll never but with her. <3

Moderators: Now, I ain't sayin' y'all ain't good or nothin', but Tetrahedron had one of the best orgasms of ALL TIME!

[-Spirit Animals-]
We have this thing where we pick Spirit animals like the Seishin and Shishi clan in WoN.

Official Hedron Spirit Animals
Lucas - Wolf
Karab - Tiger
Ela - Crow
Chase/Skeet - Lion *cough*TYGA*cough*
Rawls - Otter
Tsu - Cheetah
Taiki - Turtle
Low - Panther
Nestec - Dolphin
Ryu - Coon
Gab - Dog
Ruru - Platypus
Ein - Snake
Cunami - Bear
Gordu - Scorpion
MorTeXxX - Crocodile
NinDo - Lynx
Rizzian - Fox

PM One of the Clan Leaders or Leaders for a Spirit Animal

[-SPECIAL THANKS-]
Low: For being an awesome recruiter. We love ya man! (No Homo)
Luke: For further evolving Tri. (Wolves are smexy)
Rawls: For being that interesting black guy in the clan. (No Racial)
-Rukia: For trolling the clan when we need it. (We wonder about your gender...)
Chas3: Uh, he founded this clan. Respect him! (Stroke my ego bytch! Yeah, stroke it real good babe.)
Ela: Shout out to him for bitching about his founding of the Spirit Animals! (We love you too, Ela. Yes Homo)
Ryu: For being our first Intern! (He eats anime for lunch)
Rawls Again: I had to fucking recoding the whole thing >>> (He has a college education... For now.)
The Mods: For keeping us in Check (Especially you, Hikaru!)

Reserved and stuff.

And you know I'll take first post.

5 - Ela
1 - Marcel
1 - Chase

You know I'll take second

Will this topic be as epic as the original?

No.
Even more! :D

I don't believe you, you must prove it.

5 - Ela
1 - Marcel
1 - Chase

Da fuck is that?

(...)
Da fuck is that?

That's me pwning the shit out of everone for thousand post...

I own 5 of them.

Winning

Lucas if you haven't noticed I'm always winning at everything I do.

Hard to notice when it's not true

~New material posted.

Fudge, thats the old-ish intro I PMd to myself if I couldnt copy paste the file I had to my Pc.

New Intro is a thousand times better looking.